Thursday, November 29, 2012


Flying is the gentle art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Occam's razor

1) Get knocked up for being a slut.
2) Claim an invisible sky wizard did it.
3) ???
4) Prophet!

Thursday, October 25, 2012


The only mistakes I make are the ones I don't learn from.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Saturday, September 15, 2012


Knowledge is what you get when something goes right.
Wisdom is what you get when something goes wrong.

Romney and the middle class

No, Romney. That was $250,000 a year, not an hour. Sorry for any confusion.