Thursday, November 29, 2012

Obviously.

Flying is the gentle art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Occam's razor

1) Get knocked up for being a slut.
2) Claim an invisible sky wizard did it.
3) ???
4) Prophet!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Time

Knowledge is what you get when something goes right.
Wisdom is what you get when something goes wrong.

Romney and the middle class

No, Romney. That was $250,000 a year, not an hour. Sorry for any confusion.