tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38531102318312794482024-03-12T19:12:13.395-07:00Jammit's herejammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-45591187555333743102012-11-29T21:09:00.000-08:002012-11-29T21:09:05.645-08:00Obviously.Flying is the gentle art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-7574723405750218522012-11-01T18:43:00.001-07:002012-11-15T20:24:13.177-08:00Occam's razor1) Get knocked up for being a slut.<br>
2) Claim an invisible sky wizard did it.<br>
3) ???<br>
4) Prophet!<br>jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-70921701770918997842012-10-25T18:44:00.000-07:002012-10-25T18:44:10.165-07:00Whoops?The only mistakes I make are the ones I don't learn from.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-80434226190653563972012-10-20T12:20:00.002-07:002012-10-20T12:20:20.628-07:00InsultsYou can't insult me with the truth.<br>jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-11819353914374018572012-09-18T18:13:00.003-07:002012-09-18T18:13:57.715-07:00Atheist fundamentalistNobody Akbar!jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-25934838308455631792012-09-15T21:33:00.000-07:002012-09-15T21:33:41.171-07:00TimeKnowledge is what you get when something goes right.<br>
Wisdom is what you get when something goes wrong.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-35141491920304550732012-09-15T00:10:00.003-07:002012-09-15T00:10:25.876-07:00Romney and the middle classNo, Romney. That was $250,000 a year, not an hour. Sorry for any confusion.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-29392002873641651282012-09-14T05:53:00.003-07:002012-09-15T00:10:03.287-07:00In a nut shell.The atheists proof of no god is the theists lack of proof.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-30494578960903034382012-08-22T17:53:00.002-07:002012-08-22T17:53:17.289-07:00Not your ordinary rapeRep. Todd Akin makes more sense when he keeps his mouth shut.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-67713264464765405962012-08-18T00:05:00.000-07:002012-08-18T00:05:07.049-07:00I'm just sayin'You're entitled to your own opinions, but not your own reality.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-56891765617557412512012-06-13T19:54:00.000-07:002012-06-13T19:54:07.427-07:00Test your theoriesIf evolution can be dismissed because it's "just a theory", then prove all of science wrong and disprove the theory of gravity by walking off a cliff.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-31861326130935889912012-06-07T18:10:00.001-07:002012-06-07T18:10:25.709-07:00Shot in the darkPhilosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room.<br>
Religion is the same, except there's no cat.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-50378111514287996892012-06-05T18:19:00.000-07:002012-06-05T18:19:20.160-07:00It's only a theoryIf god claims no one made him, doesn't that mean god is an atheist?jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-19087463719606370302012-06-04T22:41:00.001-07:002012-06-04T22:41:31.785-07:00Knowing is half the battleTrue freedom only happens when you let go of fear.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-71902859138342511532012-05-28T15:24:00.001-07:002012-05-28T15:24:49.874-07:00My apologies to FDROnly thing we have to fear is god itself.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-84428974261667881362012-05-21T19:59:00.000-07:002012-05-21T19:59:13.301-07:00Food of the godEzekiel 4:12-15<br>
12. Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” <br>
13. The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.” <br>
14. Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth. ”<br>
15. “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”<br>
At least god can be reasoned with... slightly.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-50721332894064274142012-05-18T15:47:00.001-07:002012-05-18T15:47:16.849-07:00Let the belt buckles hit the floor, biblical style1 Samuel 18:1-4<br>
1 After David had finished talking with Saul, Jonathan became one in spirit with David, and he loved him as himself.<br>
2 From that day Saul kept David with him and did not let him return home to his family. <br>
3 And Jonathan made a covenant with David because he loved him as himself.<br>
4 Jonathan took off the robe he was wearing and gave it to David, along with his tunic, and even his sword, his bow and his belt.<br>jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-78588380339804098742012-05-18T14:57:00.000-07:002012-05-18T14:57:18.896-07:00Ezekiel 23:19-20 my favorite19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.<br>
20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-51947194060114675182012-05-13T13:02:00.000-07:002012-05-13T13:02:42.088-07:00Mark Twain"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"<br>
Samuel Clemensjammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-5233884954196178332012-04-30T18:44:00.001-07:002012-04-30T18:44:59.258-07:00Random thoughtMorality is not when you place blame of your actions on a superior force. </br>
Religion is the definition of subjective morality.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-82180025421748938492012-04-15T18:47:00.000-07:002012-04-15T18:47:00.922-07:00I don't see the light, but I do see somethingEverybody is entitled to their own opinion. Everybody is not entitled to their own truth.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-39181111935001167362012-04-01T17:24:00.001-07:002012-04-01T17:25:13.145-07:00Random thoughtPrayer is the last refuge of the scoundrel</br>jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-27325991440426498502012-03-26T00:49:00.002-07:002012-03-26T00:49:54.454-07:00Random thoughtToday's religion will become tomorrow's fable.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-50752911447082579142012-03-20T19:04:00.003-07:002012-03-20T19:04:42.372-07:00Random thoughtScience: I don't know, and I do care. </br>
Religion: I do know, and I don't care.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3853110231831279448.post-53891693712291554992012-03-14T08:19:00.001-07:002012-03-14T08:19:33.598-07:00Found on the internetBlasphemy is a victimless crime.jammithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590141424462063638noreply@blogger.com0