Random thought

Today's religion will become tomorrow's fable.

Random thought

Science: I don't know, and I do care.
Religion: I do know, and I don't care.

Found on the internet

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Random thought

Everything I learned about atheism I learned from the bible.

But I love him...

God is like a drunken father. "Don't make me beat you again".

Homonyms

Know god?
No god.

Now I get it

God is like a father. A father who left you before you were born and punishes you if you don't believe in him. Makes perfect sense.