Random thought

Everything I learned about atheism I learned from the bible.

But I love him...

God is like a drunken father. "Don't make me beat you again".

Homonyms

Know god?
No god.

Now I get it

God is like a father. A father who left you before you were born and punishes you if you don't believe in him. Makes perfect sense.

Gross

Teabaggers have sullied the name of a gay sex act.

Definition

Religion: I don't know, therefore god.
Science: I don't know... yet.

Obviously

Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Engineer: The glass has been over engineered for proper operation.